Who’ll Lick your Balls

Out of the blue
she’s dumped you
for a soldier
back from the war
You look a mess
and you feel like shit
because dating sucks, for sure

But don’t panic
on this planet
there are thirteen million
whores
so wherever you live
you don’t have to go far
to find a girl
who’ll lick your balls

The Germans
made everything legal
and the Swiss
have union rules
Indian whores are
cheaper than rice
and in Brazilia
they teach it at school

So don’t panic
on this planet
we’ve got thirteen million
whores
Yes, wherever you live
you won’t have to go far
to find a chick
who’ll lick your balls

Go screw your ex into amnesia
until she’s just another
slice of pie
You’re bound to discover
a new trick or two
when the red light’s in your eye

But there’s one thing
I must mention
a little word from the worldly-wise
please remember
to use a condom
or you could pay for a nasty surprise

And don’t panic
on our planet
there are thirteen million
whores
so wherever you live
you won’t have to go far
to find someone
who’ll lick your balls

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